11 Things You Shouldn't Do When When You're Snowed In

You don't want to end up with an accidental blizzard baby, do you?

1. Don't accidentally make any snow babies!

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You know, the kind that don't melt. But, if you do, you're morally obligated to name the kid Juno.

2. Don't get too creative in the kitchen.

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Now is not the time to play Top Chef.

3. Speaking of which, don't let this happen.

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Delivery is NOT an option.

4. Don't intentionally provoke your roommate/significant other/pet, either.

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You're stuck together in a small space. Also, the cat will totally eat your face off.

5. Don't run out of booze.

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Because God forbid the cable goes out.

6. And don't forget to charge your phone!

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Also your laptop, toothbrush, vibrator...whatever plugs you're into these days. You don't want one bar left when the power goes out!

7. Don't forget to let your parents know all is well.

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Even Regina George's mom would appreciate a text!

8. Don't complain about the cold/slush/suckiness to anyone NOT experiencing it.

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Friends enjoying mild-to-moderate temps right now are not your friends. We are the best coast, and don't you forget it.

9. But don't get too ambitious venturing into the cold.

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Oh, fudgeeeeee (but you won't say fudge!)

10. And don't forget about personal hygiene.

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The boiler breaks, a pipe freezes, Old Man Winter gets a wedgie? Heat and hot water go out like that. Prevent yo stench!

11. Most importantly: Don't you dare find a "Blizzard Buddy" on Craigslist.

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Hell has not actually frozen over, and this is a horrendous idea.

Stay safe and warm, snuggle bunnies!