9 Sex Positions To Spice Up Your Long-Term Relationship

With extra spice.

1. The “let’s order takeaway for a special treat” position:

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Show off your lithe body when you reach for your phone, and watch your partner drool in anticipation of imminent food. Order something spicy for extra spice.

2. The "what is this weird thing growing in my ear" position:

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Take advantage of the intimate moments when you investigate their latest health anxiety, by turning them into a sexy game.

3. The "Making a Murderer" position:

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This super convenient and incredibly sexy and spicy position makes it so easy to switch from sex to just watching loads of TV together again.

4. The "cleaning the bathroom" position:

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Put an end to arguments about who does the most cleaning, AND spice up your relationship, by attaching sponges to your persons and getting sexy all over the bathroom. Clean surfaces + untrammelled pleasure = a happy, satisfied couple.

5. The "cleaning the kitchen" position:

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As above, but in the kitchen.

6. The "cleaning the bedroom" position:

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Trickier. This involves one of you hoovering naked while the other one follows behind, also naked.

7. The "Dutch oven" position:

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As relevant now as it was at the dawn of the duvet. Warm, intimate, and very, very spicy. An oldie but a goodie.

8. The “why do you always do that???” position:

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Bickering. It doesn’t sound sexy, but it should! Take advantage of heightened passions while having an argument, by breaking off midway through to have sex.

9. The "no sex tonight" position:

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Because sometimes eight hours of quality sleep is more important than red-hot lovin’. Add extra spice by having a sex dream about your partner.