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Life started out so sweet.
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Then one day, everything went wrong: a new, smaller version of you arrived.
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Suddenly you weren't the cute one anymore.
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You started to get the blame for everything.
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No one believed you when you protested your innocence.
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Your younger siblings could get away with murder.
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And you'd STILL get the blame.
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Your catchphrase quickly became, "IT'S SO UNFAIR".
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If you ever managed to get them into trouble it was the purest joy.
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As the oldest, you have to do everything first – figuring things out for yourself, making all the mistakes.
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You try to be a trailblazer, but it's hard when your younger siblings copy everything you do.
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Your parents were always waaayy stricter with you. You were basically an OAP before you were allowed to go to Glastonbury.
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While your younger siblings pretty much got to do whatever they wanted.
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You begged and pleaded for your own phone for the longest time.
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But when you were finally allowed one, your younger sibling got one too.
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When you pointed out to your parents this is SO UNFAIR, they confiscated the phone.
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If your parents weren't taking your stuff off you – your younger siblings were.
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You developed a sixth sense for when your parents were about to walk in and catch you beating up someone smaller than you.
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You were the first one to go through puberty.
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And your younger siblings were not impressed.
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When you finally emerged like a beautiful swan...
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Your younger siblings were not impressed.
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You resorted to barricading yourself in your room using heavy furniture and large warning signs.
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Your younger brothers and sisters got used to your shouting face.
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But despite all this, you have to admit it's kind of cool being the one the others look up to.
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You know you love them really.
