Ah, the sweet, sweet culling of the human herd, as Natural Selection takes its inevitable course… Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, stanky artificial flavors, artificial coloring in nigh radioactive hues never seen in the real world, Thunderbird-levels of alcohol fortification, and enough caffeine to make your heart skip beats. In my day, it was drinkers of wine coolers and, later on, the epic travesty known as Zima, who were rightly shunned as unfit for breeding and social interaction. Now, we have Four Loko…

Looks like an Underpants Gnomes costume to me.