10 Hip-Hop Cross Stitches On Etsy

Ooh baby, I like it raw. When “it” means “silk.” These crafty cats know their rhymes and beats and how to unite those with embroidery floss.

1.

You know how many hot confetti stitches I own?

2.

Atlanta girls, let me see your afghans.

3.

In the front, in the back, killer-beads on attack.

4.

What’s the haps on the tap(estrie)s?

5.

I’m the little motherfucker with the big hoop swingin’.

6.

I been chillin’ on the low gettin’ counted thread embroidery fuh sho.

7.

Mercerized, I gets buckwild.

8.

If you’re having purl problems I feel bad for you, son.

9.

How the floss you gonna cross the dog with some bum stitch?

10.

My needle hits my hoop, when I’m banging on the tapestry.

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