• 1. Comment on things you have in common.

  • 2. Ask the elderly for advice on how to score.

  • 3. Show her that you’ve got what it takes to be a great father to her children.

    (Start video at 3:00 minutes in.)

  • 4. Convenience stores are a great place to meet chicks.

    (Start at 1:15)

  • 5. Chicks dig a man in a uniform.

  • 6. Make sure she knows that you think she’s beautiful.

  • 7. Beavis And Butt-Head returns on October 27th at 10/9c, only on MTV.