• 1. Too much caffeine can cause negative personality changes.

    1. Too much caffeine can cause negative personality changes.

  • 2. A canoe trip is a great time to bond with your fellow man.

  • 3. A real man can withstand a kick to “the jimmy.”

    3. A real man can withstand a kick to "the jimmy."

  • 4. Old people have probably had more sex than you.

  • 5. Weightlifting is stupid.

  • 6. Sports drinks make a great disinfectant.

  • 7. There’s no wrong way to work butt or ass into an insult.

  • 8. Being the captain is good.

    8. Being the captain is good.

  • 9. Sometimes the student surpasses the teacher.

  • 10. Beards make a man look damn smooth