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Beary Nice Tree Stand

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:17:38 -0400

The hunter has become the hunted.

Bean Bear Chair

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:06:38 -0400

Bears disapprove of this demeaning piece of furniture.

F*ck Yeah, I'm A Turtle...

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:59:07 -0400

Damn you, BP!!!1!

Care Bears: Back In Action

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 16:33:21 -0400

They’ll make you care…or kill you trying.

That Sound...It's Beautiful

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:28:44 -0400

Play Tchaikovsky next! We love the music of our homeland.

Blind Dates Are Always Awkward

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 12:38:25 -0400

Not to mention Bear feels like she totally overdressed for the occasion. Burgers? Seriously?

Avert Your Eyes Children!

Tue, 25 May 2010 03:17:48 -0400

Quite possible the world’s most simultaneously adorable and disturbing USB stick.

Polar Bear Is Not A Morning Person

Tue, 11 May 2010 17:12:40 -0400

He needs at least two seals before he’s really awake.

Momma Bear Is Not Amused

Sun, 09 May 2010 23:27:42 -0400

[ Ed. note : Every parent knows what this feels like.

Brand New Baby Panda

Tue, 04 May 2010 19:02:17 -0400

Is it just me or does Mom look a little bewildered?

No We Don't Sell Honey

Sat, 01 May 2010 13:57:24 -0400

But thank you, come again!

Gummi Bear Surgery

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:47:16 -0400

Instructables teaches how to perform surgery on Gummi Bears. This knowledge may help you save a life. Full instructions and more photos on their site!

Get Your Kit Together
2. Limb Transplants
3. Heart Transplants
4. Head Transplants
5. Brain Transplant

Remember, your Gummi patients will be on antibiotic sugar cocktails to keep their bodies from rejecting their new parts for the rest of their lives, so use this skill wisely.

Well Platypi Lay Eggs

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:05:59 -0400

Stupidity should be painful. Well, to the stupid person AS WELL AS the people being subjected to it.

He Washed His Face And Hands

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:09:25 -0400

It can be noms time now?

The Bear Party 2010

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:56:29 -0400

A call for less grouchiness and more good…doing.

Panda Stalker

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:12:09 -0400

…Now 110% creepier than regular stalkers.

Gum Bear

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:23:44 -0400

Not Gummi Bear…a life sized statue of a bear made from fiberglass and chewing gum.

Grizzly Bear's Guide To Flattering Fashion

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:59:53 -0400

Allie Brosh of Hyperbole And A Half presents a very intuitive guide to this summer’s fashion for bears. For more bear fashion tips, head on over here to read the whole article.

Dark Colors

Wear dark colors, like eggplant. They help hide the stains that naturally occur when you spend your days mauling elk and rubbing against trees.
2. Vertical Stripes

Vertical stripes are slimming and can also help to disorient prey animals, making them easier to kill.
3. Define Your Waist

As a bear, you are probably well aware of the unflattering side effects of preparing for winter. To help you maintain some of your ladylike curves while you are out in the hills stuffing your fat face with berries and snails, you should wear cinched-waist dresses and shirts. This style creates the illusion of a small waist and can disguise a bulging, snail-and-berry-filled stomach quite well.
4. Tankinis & Swim Skirts Are A Bear's Best Friend

Once summer rolls around, you will probably have gained back almost ever ounce of adipose tissue you lost during hibernation. I’m sorry. That’s just how surviving in the wild goes; you have to sacrifice your waistline so that you can make it through another winter. The good news is that tankinis and swim-skirts can do a great deal to cover up your furiously jiggling hindquarters as you lumber across a meadow.

Beary Good Human Disguise

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:22:15 -0400

Bear cavalry is fighting smarter, not harder.

Oh God, They've Sent The Legion Of Cute!

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:06:15 -0400

Run! Run for your lives! That poor tree…I can’t look.