full-body dry heave It's not that I hate Apple. It's just that I hate torture. Enough is enough, already—this thing is really, really, really not all that special or revolutionary. Ever heard of Gleevec? It's a prescription medication, released in the U.S. in 2001, that does something precious few other drugs can do: When given to patients with a certain type of leukemia, it will force the cancer into remission in the vast majority of them (nearly 90%). What used to be a slow but certain death sentence is no longer a threat thanks to a pill you've probably never even heard of. Anyway, though. Thank fucking GOD we can all go buy iPads now. I don't know what the hell I can use it for, but they sure look cool!