thatonegirlnamedrenae

-I have a great sense of humor in my eyes, but it is scares some people. I call it "creatively cynical", because that's how you say I see everything in the worst case scenario nicely. Also, it makes me sound like I'm some kind of Tumblr Queen, when I don't even have an account. -I HATE HIPSTERS, because they have become the thing they were created not to be: mainstream. -I have a degree from The University of All-American Life (UAAL) in Advanced Sarcasm.-I am a red-head, and contain more fire than the stereotypes lead you to believe. -I love to cook, and eat. In my spare time I read, surf the internet and kill my limited supply of precious brain cells. -I am a self-declared Jenner-Kardashianist. No I'm not saying I imagine I have the best and most public life ever (like them). THEY ARE MY RELIGION. That does include the Wests, Lord (Scott) Disick, and Leah Felder. -I crochet too. -TV is a major part of my life. -I love history, mainly American History because I live in America! No reason for my to learn about other places. Music -I love music more that my childhood friends. My music tastes are eclectic, but my first choice would be rap: I'm an avid Eminem fan, loyal to Lil' Wayne (even through this "tunechi" stuff) and currently in an obsessive Iggy Azalea phase. -My best skill is doing whisper (and occasional full-volume) covers of my music while simultaneously wearing head phones and blowing out my eardrums