Paid Post

13 Reasons Why Penguins Suck

Penguins are the worst and here is why.

1. They can't fly

2. They walk super weirdly

3. They stink of fish

4. They're racist

5. They think they're so great

6. They melt if they get too hot

7. They're terrible at sudoku

8. They look like a bunch of old men in suits

9. Benedict Cumberbatch can't say their name

View this video on YouTube

Stupid.

10. They have tiny eyes

11. They're totally stuck up

12. They are the hipsters of the animal kingdom

13. Just look at them!