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1. Obtain your wrestlers
2. Get provisions...and remember, a wrestler is a machine worthy of only the best fuel
3. Choose the classiest vehicle available
4. Always be courteous to fellow road users
5. Keep everyone's spirits high with a traditional road trip singalong
6. Make sure you take in the local culture and landmarks of the city you are visiting
7. Have a clear marketing plan but whatever you do, don't attract the attention of the local law enforcement
8. Get a local legend to show you the sights *don't go near the patio*
9. Hook up with the cast of Geordie Shore
10. And get their top tips on a spray tan
11. Always remember that what goes in must come out (see number 2)
12. Finally: no matter how far Scottish wrestlers travel, they never forget their roots
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