That wasn't an Onion parody ad? Yikes. I have to say, it does hit the mark with the education level of most Republican voters.

I'm sure it was entertaining for them. One more reason not to watch morning television.

The difference is, Rick, that there is no dispute as to whether a human being that is a slave is a human being, whereas there is considerable debate as to whether a zygote or an embryo or a fetus is a baby. Zygotes don't always attach. Embryos and fetuses are miscarried in 50% of pregnancies. A fetus cannot exist outside the womb on its own before the third trimester. Therefore, it is debatable that any of those are human beings, but regardless of where you stand, sex education and contraception are proven to be the most successful means of eliminating the need for abortions, so why would you be against those things?

The arrogance of people who believe that they can influence nature with their words. Truly stupid and sickening.

Becomes president. Uses teleprompter.

Jesus would be far to the left of even the most left-wing U.S. politician, Bernie Sanders. He was an ascetic, who preached giving up worldly possessions. He was a socialist, who cared for the poor and the sick. He was a radical, who was executed for speaking out against the status quo.

Cute. Yeah, back in the good old days, they just banged their secretaries then let the back-alley abortionists take over from there. Such a chuckle.

Introducing the new 700 Club lineup. The Faith Coalition. I suppose, at least people have heard of Chuck Norris. Maybe he ought to run.

FAIL. Republicans are as allergic to funny as they are to truth.

Moral of the story: Don't try to kiss a rescued pitbull. Seriously, does anyone need to be told that?  Ban fighting dogs.