Ugh :/

I thought maybe it meant she just liked the crust and she’s just so incredibly stupid that she thought of the crust as the “top”… idk… It’s too dumb to comprehend.

Why is that guy reading a newspaper with his supposed “keyboard” plate? It doesn’t look like it actually is a real functioning keyboard anyways. This doesn’t make sense. Is it just a statement or something that’s supposed to work? Why wouldn’t they have a picture where the guy is by a computer, not in a cafeteria reading a newspaper.

I feel sorry for any party that uses a laptop/phone speaker as it’s musical amplification system…

WOW congrats lady, you’re every trendy girl who I went to high school with in 2002.

It was the 90’s, loosen up

1. Get rich 2. Join RussianLoveMatch.com 3. Rub bacon on russian girls 4. Profit

It’s all clear to me now

No mention of all of us sad people forced to eat thanksgiving dinner with the thought of working AT MIDNIGHT hanging over our heads. No sleep. Horrible hoards of deal-zombies. You’re all perpetuating what will eventual ruin thanksgiving altogether for anyone working retail. Thank you. You should be ashamed of yourselves if you participate in this god-awful excuse of a “holiday sale”. It’s all a bullshit way to monetize what was once a way to be thankful for what we HAVE, not what what we will be getting for christmas…

It’s not fun for anyone who is forced to work that day and not get any of the freedom you have on this shitty shitty day.