Link: dailymail.co.uk
Pictured: Suri Cruise leaving a boutique in Boston followed by her assistant, Katie.
Link: dailymail.co.uk
I have to admit, I wasn't taking Sarah Palin's book very seriously. Then I read this review comparing it to The Bible.
Link: amazon.com
Sofia Vergara, from TV's Modern Family, makes an awkward joke about being raped at 13 while talking to the ladies from The View. Maybe “rape” means something else in Colombia? Something hilarious, and not horrible and tragic.
A group of Christian rappers extol the virtues of the “Christian side hug”. Because you will definitely go to Hell if your genitals get anywhere near other peoples' genitals.
Get ready to have your mind blown, then get very confused and possibly sad.
Stunning 8–bit animation from Jérémie Perin (Premiere Heure) – like John Kricfalusi animating a Russ Meyer film for the Megadrive. [Editor's Note: I'm not entirely sure what any of that means, but on a personal note, don't watch this unless you want to be scarred for life.]
I've been seeing some of these and wonder if people think this is funny? Here is Psalm 109:8: Let his days be few;let another take his office. Here is Psalm 109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Microsoft's deeply awkward attempt at a “spontaneous” viral dance video turns out just kind of weird and depressing. Given the proliferation of too cool for school, Mac-fanboy tech blogs, this was probably never going to go well. But yikes.
Demi Moore is on the cover of W, but oops! Someone made off with part of her pelvis! This economy hasn't been kind to Demi Moore's hip.
ATTENTION FURRIES: A French hotel is offering the chance for people to become a hamster. They'll give you costumes, hay, and hamster food. There's even a wheel!
Ironic hair styles are one thing, but this guy legitimately had to grow that thing for a long time to take this photo. All irony or humor aside, that takes dedication.
Link: yepyep.gibbs12.com
China has perfected the science of keeping a fish alive while it's deep fried and then consumed. This is the one time I will ever say this, but I think I'm siding with PETA on this one.
There is something really odd with this Christian kids' show called “Quigley's Village.” Naturally, there are puppets.
This is the most intense/scariest video game freak out ever. It may even beat the kid who stuck the remote control up his ass. This kid is serious.
eHow has a tutorial on how to draw BEAUTIFUL Asian women with big lips and long silky hair! About those big beautiful eyes…this video would be a lot more helpful if it were more racist.
Please, please wait for it. (The waiting is half the fun in this one. The other half is when he shares his feelings through song.) Update: Matt informs me that this man has over 1200 similar videos on YouTube. Click at your own risk.
If you have a deep respect for the human dignity of crackheads, then: this is mean. Otherwise, New Party Game!!!
Jon Gosselin has finally realized he's a giant douche. +1 for Jon, and +1 for Cher too.
Carrie Prejean was on Larry King last night and she kept on threatening to walk out because Larry was being “inappropriate.” This may be the most bizarre 2 minutes of Larry King Live ever.