Link: consumerist.com
A straight up brawl erupted when Scott Niedermayer gave his hockey stick to a fan in the crowd last night. Stay classy, Ducks fans. via.
On the positive side, it was a pretty impressive goal. On the negative side, nobody is watching this video because of the awesome goal you made.
Nordstrom takes a rare, noble stand against the hateful Santa infestation that is soon to be upon us. There's very little that's more depressing to me than the first $%#@ing Christmas carol of November.
Link: consumerist.com
Whatever you do, DON'T Google your old friends, ever. Unless of course, you don't find this kind of stuff creepy.
…with smallpox blankets. So begins Thanksgiving Week on Buzzfeed. Cool! Trinkets!
It' refreshing to see an Internet flame war end so amicably.
Link: i.imgur.com
Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame, Jesus, read an US Weekly) has been rocking quite the mullet on her New Moon press tour. It's a statement! Some other famous people should really try it out.
Lothario Jason Segel joined The Swell Season on stage to sing a song he wrote using the advice Marketa Irglova gave him to “include as much personal information as you can.” Has anyone called that number yet? I already have it on speed dial. Ready? 315-329-6673.
This is like the Elizabeth Lambert soccer video, but 10 times fiercer.
For an outer-rim swamp planet, the Dagobah Board of Tourism is good at making the place seem pretty awesome. DAGO-BAM!
A group of Christian rappers extol the virtues of the “Christian side hug”. Because you will definitely go to Hell if your genitals get anywhere near other peoples' genitals.
Joshua Danger and Hoptocopter Films present “I Will Make You” (Sex With Me) starring Joshua Danger (as himself) and Carrington Schaeffer (as Tammie Lotionson). It's a Dangerous world out there.
Yes, he even has his own pose. Because he's awesome! He's also on twitter now. If only he would point at me. *sigh*
I have to admit, I wasn't taking Sarah Palin's book very seriously. Then I read this review comparing it to The Bible.
Link: amazon.com
Shiny Suds give the impression of clean, and then they get to watch you get clean. I know Method is trying to prove a point here, but these bubble-dudes seem alright. Loofah! Loofah! Loofah!
Here's a bunch of cats just chillin' the fuck out. Which, yes, is what cats always do, but I'm talking about the felines who are right at the top of their game. These badasses could relax for America.
I'm going to spare us all the agony of me trying to write captions for these telling you what these cats may be thinking. I feel like there's a whole website for that somewhere. (Via)
Here's a collection of Fran Drescher's insane tweets. My favorite: Dus any1 c tht crazy ass planet thts twinklin wite grn & pink lit up in th sky? Did any1 c Boni Hunt Fri? I thght I ws on Mon & misd it.
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