God of Mischief looks tasty. Oh, and the drink seems good too.

Matt, I think you may have mistranslated some of these signs… I know quite a few words, so here's what I picked up: “DOWN WITH HAPPINESS!” “LOVE SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL” “I HAVE A TENUOUS GRASP ON BASIC HUMAN BIOLOGY” “I MANAGED TO MAKE A BABY SOMEHOW AND NOW I INTEND TO MOULD IT INTO A MINIATURE VERSION OF ME MY OPINIONS” “WE HATE EVERYTHING THAT IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TO US!” “THERE WAS NOTHING ON TV SO I THOUGHT I'D COME OUT HERE AND STAMP ON PEOPLE'S FREEDOM” “WE TELEPORTED HERE FROM THE MIDDLE AGES AND THEN OUR TIME MACHINE RAN OUT OF BATTERIES - PLEASE HELP” I may have got some of the tenses wrong, but they're pretty much all like that. Try babelfish next time - I hear they're working on a Hate Speech -> English translator.

Oh man can someone make one for when you accidentally say ” I love you,bye” when ordering chinese food on the phone. >.<;

Now that is some excellent advertising. Great job Ihop! I don't think all of those are on your menu, but that's ok. I am the hungrier for it, and if I am too lazy to cook in the morning I am going to you before Denny's.

“Why is he famous again?” I believe you meant to ask “why is he STILL famous?” Answering the original question, he's famous because he emerged as a talented young singer/dance who didn't look like he could harm a fly… That was before he beat Rihanna after a Grammy pre-party. Then he became famous for being batshit insane enough to damage a window on the set of “GMA”. He has since tried to rebuild his singing career (but all his songs of recent from the oh so inapropos “I Can Transform Ya” onward sound like pure dog shit.) He is still famous because some people are dumb enough to look over his antics for the music he USED to make; mainly because such vile acts like LMFAO, Justin Bieber and many other shit acts offend them so. Just so you know : )

I don't think those ducks are of age…

People that are racists, I will never understand this.

Those cupcakes are the shit!