Why Men Are Bad At Thanksgiving
The usual culprit: boobs.
The usual culprit: boobs.
Former New York Times restaurant critic Sam Sifton — author of a new Thanksgiving cookbook — really doesn’t want you to eff this up.
Turkeys on heads, turkeys on floors, and so much more!
Pilgrims and Native Americans hanging out together eating turkey? NOPE. Probably not.
Number one — carve that bird in your kitchen in peace, not at the table.
Thanksgiving is one of the most fertile — and disturbing — times of year for advice columns. Using only questions from said columns, we’ve compiled a tale of the Thanksgiving from Hell.
We all have something to be grateful for, but it’s not gross food.
“What religion is Thanksgiving?”
You might want to get started now.
As if you needed another reason to love him.
These are the brands you should turn to in a Thanksgiving Gravy Emergency.
Some potatoes come from the earth. Some potatoes come from a box. These are the second kind.
What your mashed potatoes say about you. Like, if you’re sexually frustrated.
$5 footlongs make a delicious, last-minute stuffing. Honestly.
You be the judge. Cause MAYBE. If nothing else it’s less predictable.
The annual march through New York City will introduce new characters.
I shouldn’t even be showing you these photos.
Here’s a menu for eight people that costs $54. That’s $6.75 per person, which — most importantly — leaves plenty of money for wine and whiskey.
Guy swings by SNL’s “Weekend Update” with cooking advice in this amazing sketch.
Hey, so I’m pretty sure Thanksgiving is coming up pretty soon? If you or your guests are vegan or vegetarian, you’ll need something delicious for said herbivores to eat. Here are some such things! Enjoy!