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Realistic Singing And Dancing Japanese Robot
This is both terrifying and amazing. Decide for yourself.
15 Reasons You'll Be Going to Comic Con Next Year
Geek girls need love too. Just remember these girls use props.
Shower Gel Boobs
Why would you want shampoo in a bottle when you can have shampoo in boobs? The ultimate gift for everyone.
Amazing Justin Bieber Pumpkin
Matt McFarland carved this amazing Biebkin.
Authentic Hermione Penis Size Test
Post your results in comments!
'Sarah Palin's Alaska' Trailer
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Casablanca Re-Edited To Exclude Smoking
To comply with standards set by the MPAA, Warner Brothers have decided to edit out all scenes featuring characters smoking in Casablanca to retain its original rating.
Interpretive Dance Church Lady
I have no idea what's going on here.
10 Pictures of Snooki in a Bathing Suit
You know you want to look.
World's Biggest Soccer Fan
25 year old Colombian Felipe Alvarez is a HUGE soccer fan. NO, its not that spray on shirt.
Juan Rodriguez, Obama Streaker
He's the first person to take that random billionaire up on his cash-for-streaking-the-president offer.. FYI: Juan still loves Barry. This was purely a business transaction. UPDATE: Now with SFW video.
Chewing Gum High Heels
They're all the rage in Paris.
Most Racist Political Campaign Ads 2010
You'd think it's 2010 and we should not be seeing or hearing these things but we are and it is disturbing to say the least. Is it a wonder that all the ads below come from GOP candidates? In no particular order:
12 Stars Who Make Less Than The 'Two-And-A-Half Men' Kid
The 1/2 man from the most (inexplicably) popular show on television now makes $300,000 an episode. That's up from $250K an episode, btw, which is still more than most of the people on this list. I'm not saying all the grown-up actors deserve Emmys, but this whole situation explains how Frankie Muniz has $40million.
Go Green Or We'll Kill Your Kids
The Brits are really serious about reducing carbon emissions. A grossly exaggerated message, of course, but it makes its point! (via)
Haven't We Done Enough For You People?
Yikes. Listen to this woman on C-Span tell us how racist she isn't. I don't think she knows what racist means.
A Tween "Hipster" Manifesto
Do you want a medal or something? Like better music and then we'll talk.
Man On Fire Jumps From Skyscraper
Because regular base jumping only requires balls of steel and this gentleman has balls of adamantium.
Naked Cowboy For US President
Robert John Burck, better known as the Naked Cowboy, or the man who plays guitar naked in Time Square announced that he plans to challenge President Barack Obama in the 2012 election for President of the United States of America. This is bound to be the best election yet!
Woman Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops
She reached for eyedrops and instead used superglue -- and it happens a lot more often than you might think.
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Tattoo
Probably the most badass tattoo. Ever.
New Gap Logo (Yikes)
Here's what Gap just did to their logo. Discuss. (Via.)
The Very Worst Teenage Dream Cover
Teenage nightmare.
Fetus Cupcakes
I think I will take my chances with a cigar.
When Circus Lions Attack
Note: the trainer is already bleeding from the first attack when this video starts.
Best Wedding Video Ever
Awkward, animated laser kisses for the win.
Russian Roulette For Kids
Do you feel lucky, Sara?
Public Twitter Booth
For when you need to send an emergency tweet. "@police #rapist #snatching people up #halp"
Rich Sanchez's Anti-Semitic Booboo
CNN anchor Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a bigot and more or less implied that CNN/the media is controlled by Jews. You can listen below. UPDATE: And, predictably, he's been fired. Wham bam etc.
A Duke Girl's Extremely Thorough F*ck List
A recent female graduate of Duke put together this PowerPoint presentation on "horizontal academics," and surprise, it got forwarded everywhere.
The Official Carla Bruni Facelift Timeline
It pains me to say it, but we're entering some dangerous plastic surgery territory here. Stop now, Carla! You're beautiful just the way you are!
Andrew Shirvell
The assistant attorney-general from Michigan has basically been Perez Hilton-ing a gay kid for the fun of it. (The kid, Chris Armstrong, is the president of the Student Assembly at the University of Michigan, and Shirvell has been calling him a Nazi and stuff. On his own time. For the hell of it.)
The Coolest Bike In The World
Handlebar flamethrower? Check.
Justin Bieber Action Figures
Just in time for the holidays: real live SINGING (!!!) Bieber dolls. If you're going to send one to Matt, pick the "One Less Lonely Girl" version. He prefers ballads.
The Bra That Doubles As a Gas Mask
Oh how I would love to be there when the gas flies.
P-Nut: 'You Might Be The One'
To all the elementary school ladies out there: if a 7-year-old rapper offers you a freeze cup and the chance to (wo)man his lemonade stand, say yes.
Inappropriately Slutty Halloween Costumes
Hide your children! Sexy Mrs. Potato Head is on the loose.
BATFXXX - Dark Knight Porn Parody
Not that you can really tell from this trailer. Thank God BuzzFeed created a Poor Decision button.
A New Hip Straight from God
To all the doubters out there, THIS IS definite Proof of God.
American Idol Judges Confirmed
Fox officially confirmed today, that Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler have signed on as replacements for American Idol’s three departing judges. Get ready for the weirdest Idol yet!
The Donkey Kong Song (Dynamite Parody)
The screen team parodies Taio Cruz's hit song "Dynamite". DKC returns!
The 'Pretty Ladies With Ugly Dudes' Epidemic
Some people still aren't aware that Christina Hendricks is married to a toad. The disease is spreading. I'm just trying to raise awareness.
Michael Jackson the MMORPG
Planet Michael (as the developers claim) will be an immersive virtual space themed after iconic visuals drawn from Michael’s music, his life and the global issues that concerned him. Basically, it's World of Warcraft for the MJacks.
Dogs Love Hello Kitty
A joyous collection of dogs wearing Hello Kitty costumes. The only thing they have in common besides their love for Hello Kitty is that their owners hate them. Cats rule!
Your 90's Childhood In 94 Seconds
This makes me feel old. One day when someone finally cracks time travel, I'm going straight back to the 90s.
Pauly D Dresses Up As...Pauly D?
Pauly D posts a YouTube video of himself trying on a DJ Pauly D Costume. $24.99 from Costume Craze. Also comes in Snookie and Situation.
Accidental AK
Here's a video of a wannabe thug who accidentally shoots his dad's AK-47 indoors.
I Dare You Not to Laugh at 31 Foods With Misspelled Names
It's just pictures of food with misspelled names. Is this a new low for internet humor, or a new high. Get it? Do you know what I am saying?
Dear Cheryl, I Couldn't Have Knocked You Up.
A love letter found in a parking lot.
VAMPIRE TRANSFORMATION SPELL [eBay Auction]
Become an immortal Vampire. Only 10 available act fast. [via]
Shia LaBoeuf Is An Immortal Shapeshifting Clone
A clone with very good taste in art* and historical events, no less.
Racist Toothpaste
The only toothpaste recommended by the AKD!
Interview With a Real Life Vampire
Real vampires make the Twilight vampires seem scary. (via Bite Daily)
Joker Audition Tape
This guy wants to play the Joker in the new Batman movie. C’mon Christopher Nolan, give a starving actor his due. (via Bite Daily)
Sure-fire Birth Control
I like the thought behind this birth control patch, but since I've already thought of at least 6 different ways you could work around it, I'm not sure how effective it will be. Use a condom anyway. Just in case.
Bailey's Terrible Haircut
My parents just gave our dog the worst haircut in the world. I think it's worthy of a poor decision badge, don't you?
Fat Cat In A Little Pot
Frankly, the pot is not that little, but I don't want to give Annie an eating disorder. She could use a few lessons from The Maru School.
