HE MUST HAVE BUILT A TIME MACHINE

I enjoy this one.

Also to be found the same stretch of ocean (Baja California, Mexico) is the Humboldt Squid or “Red Devil”. They grow up to 5.7 feet long and are known to attack humans (though they’re not quite strong enough to break bone).  “Upon reaching striking distance, they will open their eight swimming and grasping arms, and extend two long tentacles covered in sharp ‘teeth’, grabbing their prey and pulling it back towards a parrot-like beak, which can easily cause serious lacerations to human flesh. The whole process takes place in seconds.” “Okay, I’ll steer clear of it”, you say? Sorry, buddy, they travel in shoals of up to TWELVE HUNDRED. That’s a whole lot of huge, fanged, lightning-fast, aggressive seamonsters. There are also huge packs of Hammerhead sharks in the same gulf; those guys like to hang out with about 500 of their closest friends. Seriously, it’s a death trap.  [Forgive the douchey picture; I was trying to find one that offers scale.]

Admittedly, this turned out a little creepier than I had envisioned…