Hm yeah no that’s actually number one on the list of states I would never move to and this article really reinforced it for me.

You do realize that you STOLE someone else’s property right?
Not only do i think you over exaggerated on this story to cover up your drunken guilt. But i also think that i highly doubt that the tank was as dirty as you claim.
Owning a pet is a big responsibility no doubt. However, what gives you the right to STEAL someone else’s pet?
Do you know the situation why the fish bowl was like that?
Maybe, they had been working for weeks on end to make rent and enough money to eat that by the time they came home all they wanted was to pass out?
How about, they for once had a little bit of fun after working soo much to make ends meet and had some people over. Only to find out that some CUNT decided that it was her duty to save a pet that she had no background information on?
If i was the owner of this goldfish, this chick would be getting a phone call from a lawyer in the morning.
In Canada, a lawsuit of this nature would not happen. But as this happened in the good ole U S of A! I say, charge this bitch…

I’m a Halal-eater and trust me, yes it’s hard but with all the cultural diversity in the cities, it’s not difficult to find places to eat. Also, any type of seafood is allowed so you always have some dine option. Yeah Pork is strictly forbidden, Boo-hoo cry me a river fatty.

For me to have respect for Taylor swift, she needs to do a few things
1) Date no one, or date a random, and keep it very private.
2) Write an album that isn’t only about guys. Adele wrote one album about a break up, while every single T swizzle album has been about relationships.
3) When she performs, do it without 40 clowns on stage with her.

How the hell does the same website that posts “the Internet’s Most Influential Corgis” get an interview Steny freaking Hoyer?!

Actually, I would reject Ryan Gosling. This movie sucked hard. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

“Today’s meteorite explosion bears an uncanny resemblance to the century-old mystery.” - Ellie Hall FALSE. a meteorite can not explode. a meteor or a meteorite can, but a meteorite? never.  you just got taken to science school by a juggalo. proud? do your research people!

Huh? They are the scariest things I’ve ever seen—HIDEOUS!! Just proves she ain’t all that.

Maybe you should continue to cater to your readers.

This article is ground breaking. You know what else every movie has? Words. Yup, its true. How formulaic (huh… that is really how you spell that word, I even google’d it.), movies with words. I CAN’T EVEN… never watching movies ever again. I feel dooped. I never need to see another movie again… they ALL HAVE WORDS. Lame

Adorable - a word that buzzfeed has completely destroyed.

sorry, but she is on the chunky side for a swimsuit model. Plus that’s a bad cover and her bikini bottoms are cutting into her hips, not a good look for anyone.

I stopped answering at 8.
Stop it with the pokemon, they’re stupid, it’s a crappy show. Stop it.

Beyonce’s outfit is awful. I used to think she could make anything look good, but…. nope.

Looks like the royalties are not rolling in for these two, they can’t even afford ProActiv.

Why are people going batshit crazy over what Beyonce wore? She looks terrible. She looks like the 80’s vomited all over her. I would say she should fire her stylist, but it doesn’t really matter what she wears. Everyone is so in love with her it doesn’t matter that she looked horrendous.

I demand this country instate a 30-day waiting period before someone can own Photoshop.

Frank Ocean’s performance was AWFUL. Like I can’t even.

No halftime concert? That would be fine with me, they all suck anyway.