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  • Turtles ARE NOT SLOW

    Turtles are not slow. Just lazy.

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  • Link: Bread Shoes

    You wear them and then you eat them.

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  • Where the Dirty Hipsters Are

    The hipster joke just won’t die, we are given Where the Dirty Hipsters Are, a Spike Jonze parody featuring mix-tape toting, fedora-flaunting hipsters.

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  • Jackchop Your F***ing Pumpkin.

    Warning: This video may indeed make you queasy. Vaguely NSFW, if your employer doesn't approve of language or blood - lots and lots of blood.

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  • Ventriloquist Dummy Choir Sings “Yesterday”

    Beatle fans will be enthralled by this rendition of “Yesterday” by a group of ventriloquist dummies performing on Hungarian TV. What? No female Dummies?

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  • Link: George Bush To Be Motivational Speaker

    A strange but interesting choice for a man who 73% of Americans thought was sub par at his job of the past 8 years.

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  • Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Found In Pork Chop!

    It's the time of the season, but one expects images of Jesus or The Virgin Mary. Not Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! A North Carolina Woman found the image in the slice of meat, and decided to show the world. What's next? an image of Santa Claus in a Slurpee?

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    Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Found In Pork Chop!

    Link: myfox8.com

  • Link: Droid Does: Verizon Motorola Droid Anti-iPhone Ad (VIDEO)

    The new Verizon Motorola Droid will be available next month but the ads released to promote this new Android 2.0 phone are clearly anti-iPhone.

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  • Ominous Halo Cloud Hovering In Moscow Sky

    A mysterious halo-shaped cloud was seen hovering in the sky over the city of Moscow a few days ago. Lest you believe that this confirms your various conspiracy theories, meteorologists have ruled out any supernatural cause: “This is purely an optical effect, although it does look impressive.” I call bull$#it, we all know Russian meteorologists are power hungry aliens.

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  • The GeoLegend Dance Captured On Film (NSFWmaybe) >

    To become the GeoLegend you must obtain the entire Neo Geo game collection. This allows you to do the GeoLegend dance. Look for the “double butt flash” - the ultimate insult to other Geo fans as they now must obey him. Rare event enjoy ->

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  • Link: Where The Wild Pumpkins Are

    A collection of pumpkins dedicated to the Maurice Sendak book (and soon to be movie) Where The Wild Things Are

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  • Link: Tracy Morgan Joins Twitter

    After yesterday's campaign to get Tracy Morgan to join Twitter, the actor has caved. Who says social media can't do good?

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  • Surya the Orangutan Falls in Love With Rosco the Hound Dog.

    There is nothing to add to that title. This is shameless cuteness, in all its glory.

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  • Men in Military Fatigues Arrest G20 Protester

    No badge or identification of any sort. No miranda rights. Did I mention they were wearing woodland camo? My best guess is that these were “contractors” acting as secret police. We need to ask for the identification of the man in custody and his whereabouts, because, chances are, he's being held without habeas corpus.

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  • World’s Longest Basketball Shot

    A hail mary throw by dude perfect off the third deck of Texas A & M stadium clears the hoop….amazing shot!

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  • Tom O C - Autotune Abuser.

    Meet Tom O C, rural Irelands latest Rn'B sensation.

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  • Megan Fox Wears a Bag On Her Head

    In an unprecedented interview move, Megan Fox gets totally ignored by National Lampoon's Matt Zaller and forced into putting a bag on her head.

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  • Help A Danish Mother/Babe Find Her Baby's Daddy

    If you happened to have been vacationing in Denmark about a year and a half ago and remember meeting a cute Danish girl named “Karen” at the in the Custom House Bar — perhaps you shared some drinks and talked about “heuge” (sp??) — at any rate, you ended up back at her place and in the morning, found it necessary to slip out quietly before she awoke… If that sounds vaguely familiar, well - you might need to watch this. You might also have an extreeemely cute baby son named August. Oh and PS, you're a dick.

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