Yes, every guy wants to be compared to a beautiful swan. We call each other that often when we are in groups drinking. It’s the height of masculinity to be called that. (extreme eyeroll ensues)

#19 This is all nonsense. For the truth, follow us on twitter @amysbakingcompa

This list, while having some really good books, was made for women, by women.  You should either rename the list to “65 books Every 20 Year Old Woman Should Read”, or truly ask yourself if it is relevant for a 20 year old man to read the Tina Fey biography, He’s Just Not That Into You, and How to be a Woman.

I’m sorry but I don’t NEED to read anything -_- A lot of these books have feminist undertones. Seriously though, this should be a reading list for women. Also, I’ve just turned 20 and I’ve read half the books on here but so many of them are weak and boring. Thanks but no thanks. I’ll stick to books that I find on Goodreads, books that I actually want to read.

FOUR drinks? HUH?!?!? You fucking kids are a bunch of pussies. I’m 31 and I still drink co-workers who are years younger under the table, then wake up and handle my business the next day. You kids are so cute.

It’s a sketch, not a skit. SNL presents sketches, always. Half-assed sorority girl presentations are skits. In the comedy community, “skit” is considered derogatory. Please stop calling these skits. Please.

Unfortunately a lot of women are just terrible tippers. Your boobs are not a tip. Also it is unnecessary for you to screech loudly. Either at the bar or well anywhere in a small, enclosed space. It’s not attractive.

A lot of women are the shittiest tippers I’ve ever seen in my life. Your boobs are not a tip. They do not pay the rent. Be classy and use money. Also keep said boobs off the bar: you’re not as hot as you think.

At this point Buzzfeed is just one big collection of ads.

Still not sanitary in my eyes

I don’t give a fuck about my server. They should ban together and change the laws if I want to tip them 5 cents on a 100 bill they should be grateful. Fuck them.

Buzzfeed seriously. You’re running her so far into the ground it’s unreal. I’d rather read another one of your hard hitting pieces on whether nachos are good from the microwave. She’s not running for fucking office so stop promoting her every ten minutes.

Already knew this

Cool story, bro.

Wow, look at all those adorable inbred dogs! I guess the ones with painful genetic diseases like hip dysplasia are somewhere backstage. Kennel clubs are evil.

This happens to me everyday thanks to a smoking fiancé. Y’all get y’all a real man

Doesn’t even compare to my first kiss with my current boyfriend. You ladies need to find real men.

but wait…. how could anything be better than THE NINETIES? you’ve lost sight of your roots, stopera.