Buzzfeed, WTH are you thinking? This post is almost blasphemous. ;)

I love this website, but I may have to eliminate it from my life.why, you ask? Let me tell you. raisinets are the most delightful treat that may have ever existed. Tootsie pops are equally delightful and you may have secured yourself a spot in hell for thinking otherwise. I say good day!!

EVERYTHING is sexist according to buzzfeed nowadays.

OMG! Fuck you! Fuck you straight to the deepest depths of hell! You know NOTHING! These candies are awesome! Especially licorice jellybeans!

Wow, but that last line in the article bout sending him to his aunt n uncle n bel air was mad laughs! Lol

This was shamelessly and completely purloined from /r/FirstWorldAnarchists.

Umm I ate whatever the hell I want, just got them off around beginning of January. None of this shit happened to me. You don’t explain anything to your dentist but your orthodontist. Clearly you’ve never had braces.

lol..thanks for giving me ideas i already had back in high school…lol guess some peoples old news is other peoples new news :/

Don’t go out to eat. Your server hates you, and chances are you don’t take into account how much of a pain you are and tip extra.

Ain’t nobody’s business! I’m so mad that I’m gonna get on twitter and post this right now to a couple million followers.

OMG. Who the hell cares!

I like Buzzfeed more when they document other people’s brilliance. Their writers should be given a small stipend to find, curate and create more awesome, and do less lambastable, frustratingly rushed articles.

All of the people in this gif are liberals

Half of those are common combinations in European and South East Asian cuisine.
Just because it is new to your ignorant gob does mean people have not done those combinations for hundreds of years.

Matt Stopera, i think you are mean and unfunny and i don’t like you. there i said it.

The majority of these piss me off. I can’t stand living with messy idiots. If you want to be a grubby shit, live outside in a shed.

Don’t overthink it folks. It’s a damn Oreo cookie. Quite frankly, I think it’s amazing anyone came up with a solid (albeit not very brilliant) idea in just a few minutes and got it approved by a client.  Brave? No. Decisive? Yes. Verdict? Hooray.

Let’s do a mashup of topics that refuse to die. Jennifer Lawrence and Ryan Gosling photoshopped onto corgis.

Half still exist today.

I knew this was you, Matt Stopera, after that Penn Station post. Stop posting “comparison” pictures that aren’t comparable! Raagh!