OMG, Obama is bowing to like every world leader on his Worldwide “Embarrassing America” Tour ! Who does he think he is? Some kind of a “diplomat”? Doesn't he know that when America bows, we bow with BOMBS?! Where will this bow-happy socialist bow next? Use the image uploader to add your own.

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Make your name way, way better. Even if you think your name's pretty cool now, you can use this technology to significantly improve it.

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Here's a bunch of cats just chillin' the fuck out. Which, yes, is what cats always do, but I'm talking about the felines who are right at the top of their game. These badasses could relax for America.

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Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame, Jesus, read an US Weekly ) has been rocking quite the mullet on her New Moon press tour. It's a statement! Some other famous people should really try it out.

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Come on you insane wordsmiths, you bone-crushing poets!!! COME AT ME!!! IT'S A POETRY BATTLE!!!!! Here's how a poetry battle works: You submit your poems below, we'll pick some winners, and we'll film Jack reading them in his fancy British accent. It's a fucking battle!!!!!!

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BUZZ: So, Us Weekly is reporting today that A-Rod likes to keep huge portraits of himself depicted as a centaur above his bed. For the ladies. Can we please make some fan art for him based around this theme? This is important . Post yours below.

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BUZZ: What's the grossest thing you've ever seen that's 100% safe for work? So, we're ruling out any glass-jar-in-anus and cake fart videos. Not because we're above it, but because it's just slightly more challenging this way.

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BUZZ: Got any photos of you or someone in your office wearing a Halloween costume? Post some pictures here. We need to see them! It'll be like a drunken* virtual costume party.

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We totally fucking had a Windows 7 Launch party in the back room at BuzzFeed, you guys. It was the BEST goddamn Microsoft Operating System themed party I have EVER been to. Are you installing, or thinking about installing Windows 7 today? Upload pics of your own launch or pre-launch parties below!

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Is it just me, or is the Pope looking kind of scary these days? P.S. If you have PhotoShop, this is pretty much what it was made for.

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Inspired by this profound image of Bel, Biv, and Willem Dafoe discovered by Acorn King , BuzzFeeders have been making some truly brilliant album cover mashups! Check them out and add your own below.

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If there's any justice, Get Motivated! won't be the first absurd convention he addresses. My vote's for FurCon 2010. [What conventions would you like to see our former President address once he's done with Get Motivated! ? Use the image editor to add your own suggestion.]

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Frenemies are basically friends that you secretly hate. And they usually make everything just a little more entertaining. The funniest frenemies ever, Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter , have compiled a list of top frenemies in history. Add your own!

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BUZZ: Until a one-two punch of La Bouche and Ace of Base caused a rogue faction to cut the power, we were having '90s music nostalgia day in the BuzzFeed office today. But that's no reason the musical nostalgia-fest can't continue online! What was the first record you owned? Comment below, or better yet, upload a music video from the album. Points will be awarded for general awesomeness.

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Halloween serves three main purposes: 1. Giving women the opportunity to dress in disgusting and degrading costumes 2. CANDY! and 3. Allowing parents to dress their kids up in embarrassing costumes before they're old enough to complain. Below please find an homage to the latter:

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Following the surprise Obama Nobel Prize announcement this morning, ruling committees for pretty much everything have agreed that our President clearly deserves their highest honors. Here he is holding aloft his hard-earned Stanley Cup! What other awards has Obama won? Use the Image editor to add yours.

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There I fixed the ad. All it took was a tasteful, yet stylish mumu, and voila! [Let's help BoingBoing heal their rift with Ralph Lauren by fixing the disastrously PhotoShopped bobblehead model ad that's causing all the trouble. Fix up the original ad and add your results below. ]

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In honor of I invite all of you to share memories of your awkward teenage years. What look made you into the nerd you are today?

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BUZZ: By now we all know that Pandas are too stupid to live, that's a given. The BBC's Science Expert has finally had the courage to tell the world. These pathetic, lumbering animals who don't know how to have sex or eat anything but bamboo should be allowed to die off as God intended.

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[ Kanye steals the scene yet again. :( What other important moments has he inappropriately ruined? Use the photo editor or this transparency to add your own!]

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