What's Your Sloth Name
Your inner sloth awakens when you're asleep - or just really chilled out. Find out what yours is. Mine is “Chewie The Procrastinating Messiah.”
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Who The F*ck Is Bon Iver/Bonnie Bear?!
Bon Iver won Best New Artist at the Grammys. They are this year's Arcade Fire. Oh yeah, some people also thought Bon Iver was called “Bonnie Bear.”
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Deadmau5 Pranks Skrillex By Wearing His Cellphone Number On The Red Carpet
I've already tried calling. The inbox is full.
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25 People Who Think Whitney Houston Was Stung To Death By Wasps
After receiving some breaking “information,” very funny twitter-man and all around person @fart posted that Whitney Houston was killed by wasps. And people believed it. Twitter: where the facts go first. (via https:)
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20 People Who Think Oprah Is Whitney Houston
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not enough.
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James Lipton Asks A Lot Of Weird Questions
Or maybe just James Lipton out of context is hilarious. (via nymag.com)
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Mitt Romney Heckled Over His Cayman Island Investments
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman confronted Mitt Romney over his foreign investments in the Cayman Islands. Romney responded to the woman by explaining his investments are handled by a blind trustee, and that he pays all the taxes required of him.
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Musical "Twilight" Parody More Entertaining Than Source Material
As in the real deal, Jacob will make you give him the side-eye. The Hillywood Show nails it.
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Puppy Conan Should Happen Every Night
Here we have Conan O'Brien shamelessly (and adorably) exploiting the success of last Sunday's Puppy Bowl.
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Pro-Choice Oklahoma Senator Adds Amendment To Pro-Life Bill That Would Make Masturbation Illegal
Got 'em. (via tumblr.thedailywh.at)
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Alien Technology Photographed On Mars
This is it! The proof we've been waiting for that non-indigenous life forms have visited Mars.
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Pizza Hut Is Now Ushering In The End Of Civilization With A “Proposal Package”
This is the way the world ends. And this is what you get.
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“Friday” One-Year Anniversary
It's been a year today since Rebecca Black's “Friday” was first uploaded to the internet. Have you had your bowl of cereal yet today?
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A Hilarious Moment Of Miscommunication On “Jeopardy!”
“Don't say another word!” On tonight's installment of the “Jeopardy!” College Championship, host Alek Trebek interviewed Duke senior Greer Mackebee about his unusual hobby of building concrete canoes. “How do you get into that?” Trebek asked. Mackebee's response—and Trebek's reaction to it—was solid gold.
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Apparently "Waldo" Was At The Super Bowl
Although, he seems to be missing his cane. Looks like it's another decoy, boys.
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Rescued Dog Bites News Anchor In The Face
Denver 9News's Kyle Dyer was doing a story Wednesday morning on an 85-pound Argentine mastiff that was rescued from an icy pond. That's when she learned why you shouldn't put your face right up to a strange (and probably stressed) dog's mouth. UPDATE: Footage of news segment below.
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What The World Will Look Like With Same-Sex Marriage
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Democrats Release "Shit Mitt Says"
Does this mean the meme is really dead?
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16 Cats Who Can Use The Toilet
Yes, cats can be taught how to use toilets. Try teaching a dog to do this.
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25 Videos Of Goths Dancing Outside During The Daytime
These are people who enjoy dressing up like Mortal Kombat characters and dancing to rave music in the park. Now, imagine seeing that on a picnic.
