last one just seems racist
last one just seems racist
The hotdog eating record broken? I found that the most important on the list.
Really they should just put Tim Kasher on the list, Domestica’s a whole story of heartbreak which ends on tracks like The Night I Lost the Will to Fight and The Game of Who Needs Who the Worst. Almost everything this man writes is heart wrenching, god I love it lol
A picture says a thousand words… It’s pretty much the same thing as watching the news, a short piece on it with some pictures. These ones just aren’t moving. But other than that my condolences to the family must have been a terrible and tragic event to have happened to kids of such a young age.
It’s certainly not satisfying for a lot of these things to happen, it’s like 10 Fortunate Things that Can Happen in Unfortunate Situations. But I mean other than the title being off it was meh, except for that guy who jumped into the shotgun of the car. That’s fucking legit.
Watch the last 4 seconds of the video
I know right, poor pig!
This post is funny, but you aren’t because you didn’t write them. Understand?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-dies-after-having-testicles-812309 Well there are a ton of arteries in the testicles so you can die from internal bleeding? Not trying to argue which is more painful, they both suck. Just saying a man can die.
It’s scary to know they might be doing this on my brain soon
35:40 is when Such Great Heights starts up
Once I was super wasted and I ran into Tom Hanks at a bar, we spent the night telling jokes and hanging out. But the more sober I became the more I realized that he didn’t really pay attention to what I had to say at all and he was kind of arrogant. So I punched him in the face. Then they threw me out of the bar for wrecking their hdtv playing Forrest Gump. That’s the closest I’ve ever got to meeting a celebrity.
Watching this with Peter Bjorn and John’s Young Folks made this seem just really calm and less creepy. Like robot was going out for a walk around the block whistling a tune.
Man these dogs are adorable! I bet they have so much love in their heart. I’m sure they’d never leave you unlike some women I know. And when you pour your heart out to them, I’m positive that they just wag their tail and love you more and most definitely go chasing after and dating the next mailman they see. Matter of fact they hate the mailman. Cute dogs.
Congrats to Dax and Kristen Bell! I hope their daughter doesn’t turn into a heartless woman who rips the souls out of men blinded by love’s shadow. Then when the light comes to eyes and they see what she really is then, they know that they were just another fool. Congrats again.
I once chased after a girl for two years with romantic hopes, when she’d tell me she thought we had a chance but it wasn’t the right time. Everyone told me I was a fool but it was a risk I was willing to take. I think I may have loved her. I was at her beck and call like a fool, and I know how desperate I must have looked sometimes. But she made me feel good, I liked being around her. She told me once that she didn’t want to hurt me and that’s what prevented her from getting in a relationship with me but I told her I didn’t care life’s a risk. I never got that risk, I know now I am merely a second best option. Now here I sit the biggest airhead of them all, I should have read all the signs. I was a fool waiting for a locked heart to let me in, when the best I got was to view what could have been through a cold window. She’ll never love me like how I always hoped she would. Drunk since 11am? Who would or could ever? Once a fool for love always a fool.
Uh? Da fuck, Uncle Ben and Aunt May? So obvi that this fool ain’t ever heard of spider-man before
I don’t think people understand that thisaslippery slope, first the gays can’t marry, then the straights, and then the poor poor holy folk can’t even marry god! OH LORD! Whatamad, mad world we live in…