1. You can't make up your own nickname.
2. Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
3. No breakfast for dinner.
Or what? Everyone will be thoroughly satisfied with dinner?
Every single one of these rules is begging to be broken. Break any one of 'em, and you'll probably face as much consequence as you will remorse. Which is to say, none.
Or what? Everyone will be thoroughly satisfied with dinner?
What're you, the mouth police? The metaphorical mouth police? Boooo, your job! This breakfast is delicious.
When's the last time someone told you, "It was me. I'm the one who took your lunch from the office fridge without asking," or "Hey, man. Thanks for the flu."
A. I can find the surface of this pool, even if this creamsicle gave me a cramp.
B. Bloated things float better.
C. Try to stop me.
You're just mad I stay winning during our treadmill race.
This is literally what credit cards are for.
For example, try to say this one out loud to pretty much anyone without at least getting yelled at: "That's right, I lost track of the nukes."
There would be no fun in the world if everything were safe.