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'Cause here are some boneless bananas.
And a half cat, half banana hybrid.
And some "should probably try OK Cupid" bananas.
HOVER BANANAS ARE IN THE HALLWAY. RUN!
I mean, 'nanas can get bitey.
But there are ways of keeping them in check.
Just don't fall for their stupid disguises.
But look, there are civilized bananas out there.
Some of them are redheads.
Others are Portal fans.
Others are nice, but seriously confused.
*VERY* confused.
Confused bananas seek alternative forms of employment.
Some of them opt for plastic surgery.
Other 'naners just get tattoos.
Say, is this a very large banana or a very small tortoise?
In other news, banana sex is awkward.
OH SHIT IT'S A BANANA MOB
HEY NOW CALM DOWN THERE
God, don't get huffy with me now.
ANYWAY, want to know the reason we say "this is bananas" to express bewilderment? Bananas are seriously goddamned crazy.
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