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30 Lucrative Occupations For Hedgehogs

Is your hedgehog not paying his share of household finances? Put him to work! Here are some of the best options available.

1. Toilet Paper Tube Quality Control Inspector #27

2. Bachelor Party Stripper-in-a-Box

5. King of the Universe

6. Hilariously Inappropriate Coffee Mug Designer

8. Professional Bottle Opener

10. Marshmallow Storage Rack

12. Professionally Sponsored Halo Player

13. Jack-O-Lantern Candle Installation Technician

14. Norse-God-Cum-Superhero

15. Toilet Paper Tube Quality Control Inspector #92

16. Arboriculturalist and Tree Surgeon

17. Produce Desiccation Agent

Hedgehogs are exactly like silica gel.

18. Marine Salinity Researcher

19. Diesel and Heavy Duty Truck Mechanic

21. Aquatic Adventure Tour Guide

23. Prima Ballerina

24. Boy Scout Troop Leader

25. Toilet Paper Tube Quality Control Inspector #69

26. Swiss Chocolatier

27. Reality Television House Flipper

28. Competitive Skateboard Champion

29. Toilet Paper Tube Quality Inspector #11

30. BuzzFeed Editor

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