8. Winning due to a technicality
10. That’s sodium, by the way. Just think about it.
11. Sound proof, if I ever saw it.
12. Teacher: “That’s not what I meant!”
15. Sodium is always so antisocial.
16. Did they form a covalent bond?
19. The problem with being Argon
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