It’s no secret that JT enjoys himself a doobie on the regular. He’s a creative, a musician, an artist, after all. “The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking,” Justin told Playboy in 2011. “Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”
And while he’s admitted taking his habit too far after watching himself act high out of his mind on Punk’d (where Ashton Kutcher got him GOOD), it doesn’t look like he’s given up on his favorite habit. Justin’s love of a little Mary Jane is all over The 20/20 Experience. In fact, the album is full of moments where he compares his wife, Jessica Biel, to the green stuff, among other intoxicating substances.
1. “Suit & Tie”
Stop, let me get a good look at it
So thick, now I know why they call it a fatty
Shit so sick, got a hit, and picked up a habit
Because what better way to to describe your love’s voluptuous derriere than by comparing it to a rolled-up fatty joint?
2. “Strawberry Bubblegum”
But I guess your mouth and motion got me
And I can tell it’s pure just by the taste
Tell me, can I get a light?
Roll you up and let it run through my veins
Cause now you got me hopped up on that
So high I’m on the ceiling baby
Be my drug
You gave me a taste, now I know there’s no getting off you
I don’t wanna ever come down off this type of lovin’ you
I don’t wanna come down from this high I got on high
And people call me a user, but I want you
to go on use me, too
Jessica Biel is apparently like a whole lot of other things, too. Such as…
12. “My Blue Dream…”
Blue Dream is a very potent hybrid strain of marijuana, known for producing a “full body high.”
14. “My candy jelly bean…”
This sounds innocuous, but jelly bean is slang for amphetamines.
I’m hopped up on it.
You ain’t gotta think twice
Just hop up on it.
There’s a million names
for your kind of chronic.