Miley Cyrus' Tongue Is A Clam

    CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

    by Aylin Zafar, Maria Sherman, Amy Rose Spiegel

    Look. At. Her. Tongue. Now look at the clam's writhing pink body. Look at them both.

    JUST LOOK AT IT.

    Miley Cyrus' tongue is a bivalve. The end!