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This Dramatic Reading Of Sandra Hill's Novel "Rough And Ready" Is The Unsexiest Thing You Will Hear All Day. Or Ever.
There's nothing hotter than "spongy love mountains," anthropomorphic "galloping abs," and Parkinson's. Ooh baby.
