Why Today Just Sucks For Me

Ugghhh.

1. I woke up this morning with a killer headache.

I mean, a killer headache.

2. But I popped some (legal) pills and headed to work.

3. But it doesn’t end there, oh no, …. some guy decides it’s a good idea to cut in front of me.

4. Finally I get to work.

5. I was expecting a hooray or something cuz YOU DON’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH … but no.

6. My colleagues couldn’t be more uninterested to see me.

7. I push through the day until lunch time. As per usual, the food sucked.

8. Then people start to realize that I’m miserable.

HE’S SICK!!

9. At that point I decided to go home.

10. Which is what brings me here, in bed, constantly blowing my nose, and writing about it on BuzzFeed.

11. Why did I write about it?


Because I want your well wishes, because I was bored, because I feel like shit, but more importantly: where else does one go for fun?

13. —-

14. Also: REASONS WHY THIS POST SHOULD BE PROMOTED:


1. Because I’m sick, and laughter is the best medicine (and happiness comes from being promoted on BuzzFeed, or something, I guess).

2. Because I just made a website!! YAY! I want everyone to go see it!! Why? Because I’m that desperate. ( awnnp.webs.com )

3. Because it is the worst mood booster ever.

4. Because the more people tell me to get well, the faster I will get well (proven by science! .. I think …)

5. I need love too!

(Also, this isn’t a desperate attempt to get a promotion, OK, so stop whatever it is your thinking bub.)

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