1. I woke up this morning with a killer headache.
I mean, a killer headache.
3. But it doesn’t end there, oh no, …. some guy decides it’s a good idea to cut in front of me.
5. I was expecting a hooray or something cuz YOU DON’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH … but no.
7. I push through the day until lunch time. As per usual, the food sucked.
8. Then people start to realize that I’m miserable.
10. Which is what brings me here, in bed, constantly blowing my nose, and writing about it on BuzzFeed.
11. Why did I write about it?
Because I want your well wishes, because I was bored, because I feel like shit, but more importantly: where else does one go for fun?
14. Also: REASONS WHY THIS POST SHOULD BE PROMOTED:
1. Because I’m sick, and laughter is the best medicine (and happiness comes from being promoted on BuzzFeed, or something, I guess).
2. Because I just made a website!! YAY! I want everyone to go see it!! Why? Because I’m that desperate. ( awnnp.webs.com )
3. Because it is the worst mood booster ever.
4. Because the more people tell me to get well, the faster I will get well (proven by science! .. I think …)
5. I need love too!
(Also, this isn’t a desperate attempt to get a promotion, OK, so stop whatever it is your thinking bub.)