I'm sorry… 'Portugal' is WRONG !! Portuguese is defferent in Portugal and in Brazil !

this was pretty terrible, the spanish ones are all wrong. though i do use the phrase “partner” often, partner.

the brazilian (portuguese) translation is complete wrong

the New Zealand one is totally wrong. Its should read
“Hey bro, you team is awful az, eh”

oops, typo 手前

And also, if you're trying to insult someone, there's much better second-person pronouns　お前、手目、君 and so on and so forth. Who did this garbage?

下手くそ would be better for the japanese than ひどいくそ

I don't get it… Is this funny because all of those translations are f*cking awful?

“partner”?  i'm pretty sure that's a texan thing, and we don't even say that here in texas.

Este artículo es una puta mierda
(This article is a f****ng piece of sh*t)

I'm brazilian, and a proper translation would be “Seu time é uma grande bosta”.

ton francais, c'est terrible!

Massive fail indeed, but what about compiling now a sweet updated guide with all the comment corrections?  Oh, and the Greek translation is wrong too. I would suggest the more vulgar but commonly used “Η ομάδα σας είναι για τον πούτσο”. (Trust me on that, our team really is για τον πούτσο)

The French version makes no sense :O It could be said this way : Ton équipe est vraiment merdique ! / Ton équipe est vraiment a chier !

in Portuguese that doesn't make sense. if you say something is foda (that would be the fucking part) you're usually complementing it. and it's a substantive, not an adverb to “terrível”. “Seu time é uma merda” would be more correct.

in serbian should be: Vaš tim je jebeno grozan

in Chilean spanish it could be more like “Su equipo es como la callampa”

Um, I'm pretty sure Algeria speaks Arabic and rejects any notion of being associated with France.

The Dutch phrase 'Uw team is neuken verschrikkelijk' in English would be saying 'Your team is to fuck awful'. In a polite manner.