ITS A JOKE MAKING FUN OF TWITTER YOU TWITS!

1400 characters per post? People will just tune out won't they???? If you really think you'll use a site that allows millions of 1400 character posts, you need to understand the whole concept of microblogging much better and read the definition on WikiPedia. Microblogging is a form of multimedia blogging that allows users to send brief text updates or micromedia such as photos or audio clips and publish them, either to be viewed by anyone or by a restricted group which can be chosen by the user. These messages can be submitted by a variety of means, including text messaging, instant messaging, email, digital audio or the web. The content of a microblog differs from a traditional blog in that it is typically smaller in actual size and aggregate file size. A single entry could consist of a single sentence or fragment or an image or a brief, ten second video. But, still, its purpose is similar to that of a traditional blog. Users microblog about particular topics that can range from the simple, such as “what one is doing at a given moment,” to the thematic, such as “sports cars,” to business topics, such as particular products. Many microblogs provide short commentary on a person-to-person level, share news about a company's products and services, or provide logs of the events of one's life. Everybody got that? I still have a few characters left, and … done! 1400.

'coz the twits who tweeted on twitter just weren't nearly enough objects of ridicule for a lifetime!

Boooo. The whole reason I love twitter is because it keeps people from blathering on about shit I don't care about.