The only one who even played along and answered any of the questions was the guy in the video still. All the others just latched onto some factual/logical error in the question and avoided answering. E.g., “Alpha Centauri won't go supernova.” Also, women like infinity.

So what I'm hearing is that I could become Dr. Manhattan.

Daleks would come out of your ass

They're basically saying you would be hit with a bunch a radiation. So you'd probably either get crazy superpowers, or die. Either one. lol

Gizmodo got the video from me, and I got it from my friend Astropixie. I want to make sure y'all see my writeup, though, which has more details, as well as the many really good comments I've gotten on this idea!

These aren't scientists from CERN, they are faculty from Nottingham University.

Your hand would be turned into an anus. Duh, everyone knows that!

if it gave you a big blue dong like Mr. Manhattan they would have done it by now.