Mmmmmm birch beer.

RIP surge

These are pretty consistently racist. Beer flowchart: “Do you live in the projects? -> Colt 45, Steel Reserve.”

I think by Tyler Perry movies they mean: “Do you acknowledge that you have terrible taste?”

“Usually these are funny and insightful” ???? Are you certain you know the definitions of those words?

Guarana Antartica was one of the things I missed the most when I was living outside Brazil

Usually these are funny and insightful but this one kind of falls apart. It's like there's too much to it and there really isn't a lot you can say about soda to begin with.