You should go as a sexy cliché (CHILDREN ONLY)

Adults dressing up as sexy pirates and sexy maids is done. Now it's all the rage for kids to dress up like sluts. Trust me.

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You should go as Doctor House

I get it. You don't like Halloween, and you don't like dressing up. If you don't want to put too much effort into a costume. Just go as Doctor House. All you need is a cane, I assume you've already got a wrinkled shirt.

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You should go as Max from Where The Wild Things Are

You don't want to be the only person at that house-party who isn't wearing a Max costume. And besides, you can make your own for $20.

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You should go as Fat Captain Kirk

You should just go as fat Captain Kirk. Nobody's going to talk to you either way, nerd.

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You should go as someone from Mad Men

Might be a little pricey, and maybe it's an easy out, but at least it's an excuse to buy a nice outfit and always have a drink in your hand and a cigarette in your mouth.

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