5. Warning: While this does work, it’s not recommended.
6. A couple who dines at Taco Bell together stays together.
11. Those box sets are expensive. Why would you just give it away like that?
12. I didn’t get this at first, but then it just hit me.
14. Didn’t you learn anything from Lion King? Hakuna matata, anon. Hakuna matata.
15. Wait, that counts? My record is WAY better than I thought then.
16. Is that a Photoshop?! I can’t even tell.
18. WAIT?! IT CAN COME OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!
19. Don’t do it! That cereal has so much to live for!
20. Actually, avoid the drink with a lot of high-fructose corn syrup.
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