11. Those box sets are expensive. Why would you just give it away like that?
12. I didn’t get this at first, but then it just hit me.
14. Didn’t you learn anything from Lion King? Hakuna matata, anon. Hakuna matata.
20. Actually, avoid the drink with a lot of high-fructose corn syrup.
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