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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;Top 10 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach&#x22;</title>
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<title>Beach Tattoos</title>
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		<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ilikeoatmeal/lifes-a-beach-tattoo-14ug"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
  	<p>Beach Tattoos</p>

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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 14:31:36 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Apparently Gaga is currently celibate.</title>
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    <p>Apparently Gaga is currently celibate.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:40:36 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Apparently Gaga is currently celibate.</media:description>
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<title>WOW...you guys really hate beaches....Nothing can...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/rahulvm/wowyou-guys-really-hate-beachesnothing-can-3gnn-u9x"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>WOW&#8230;you guys really hate beaches&#8230;.Nothing can stop me..I am currently at Goa Beach &#8212;-lol.. :)</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:10:18 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">WOW...you guys really hate beaches....Nothing can stop me..I am currently at &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.headingtogoa.com/&#x22;&#x3E;Goa Beach&#x3C;/a&#x3E; ---lol.. :)</media:description>
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<title>Itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis</title>
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    <p>Itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:44:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>THIS bitch</title>
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  	<p>THIS bitch</p>

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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:41:35 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Apparently thowing stones, rubbing you hands...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/kloche/apparently-thowing-stones-rubbing-you-hands-3gnn-1hy"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Apparently thowing stones, rubbing you hands through your boyfriend&#39;s hair and kissing counts as sex now. 

Darn it, I just earned my slut card.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:01:21 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Apparently thowing stones, rubbing you hands through your boyfriend&#x26;#39;s hair and kissing counts as sex now. 

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<title>page 11...</title>
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    <p>page 11
This is a really good reason. (every bit as good as &#8220;sharks&#8221;, eh?)</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:54:09 -0400</pubDate>
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This is a really good reason. (every bit as good as &#x22;sharks&#x22;, eh?)</media:description>
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<title>Ah...but what about SHARKS?</title>
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    <p>Ah&#8230;but what about SHARKS ?</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:25:06 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Ah...but what about &#x3C;b&#x3E;&#x3C;i&#x3E;SHARKS&#x3C;/i&#x3E;&#x3C;/b&#x3E;?</media:description>
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<title>#4 -- if you&#x26;#39;re gonna get &#x22;reaction shots&#x22;,...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/seanmartin/4-if-youre-gonna-get-reaction-shots-3gnn-3s1"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>#4 &#8212; if you&#39;re gonna get &#8220;reaction shots&#8221;, make them look at least marginally real. This is like looking at the audience for an info-mercial.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:04:37 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">#4 -- if you&#x26;#39;re gonna get &#x22;reaction shots&#x22;, make them look at least marginally real. This is like looking at the audience for an info-mercial.</media:description>
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<title>How is what GaGa doing labeled as sex? They were...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/how-is-what-gaga-doing-labeled-as-sex-they-were-3gnn-6ll"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>How is what GaGa doing labeled as sex? They were only kissing, as far as the video shows.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:41:05 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">How is what GaGa doing labeled as sex? They were only kissing, as far as the video shows.</media:description>
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<title>Wait, mankinis are reason NOT to go to the beach?...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/sunkissdluster/wait-mankinis-are-reason-not-to-go-to-the-beach-3gnn-a2h"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web02/2009/7/29/14/top-10-reasons-not-to-go-to-the-beach-11597-1248890838-3.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Wait, mankinis are reason NOT to go to the beach? But&#8230; but&#8230; it&#39;s a MAN in a BIKINI! Where else can you get to see such a sexy hybrid?</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:50:21 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Wait, mankinis are reason NOT to go to the beach? But... but... it&#x26;#39;s a MAN in a BIKINI! Where else can you get to see such a sexy hybrid?</media:description>
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<title>number 11: your name is sandy.</title>
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    <p>number 11: your name is sandy.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">number 11: your name is sandy.</media:description>
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