Well, at least it's better than South Park's take on them…

I feel like I'm at the player hater's ball right now.

Hipster fail! McDonalds sold their share in Chipotle long ago

Chipotle is not owned by McDonalds. It was at one point owned by McDonalds but it was let go in 2006. The original founder is the owner and CEO. The Coalition of Immokalee Workers protested Chipotle, among other companies, in order to raise wages for Florida tomato-pickers.[40] The makers of Food, Inc. (along with 31 other leaders in the sustainable food industry) joined the coalition and signed a letter of protest against the company's tomato-sourcing.[41] In September 2009, Chipotle reached an agreement to pay a penny more per pound of tomatoes purchased from East Coast Growers and Packers, raising the wages for its Floridian tomato-pickers by 64%.[42] By buying their Floridian tomatoes from East Coast Growers, Chipotle ensures that the money will go directly to the workers, instead of held in an escrow account where most wage increases from other companies are being held.[43, Wikipedia] I love chipotle.

Like other Americans I love to eat Chipotle, but I hate all those terrible blood stains in my underwear. What to do?

Our local Chipotles were offering a free screening of the documentary “Food, Inc” which seemed pretty ironic as they're owned by McDonald's, a primary target of the film…

Mexicans aren't slaves, sillyhead! They're serfs.

it is also owned by mcdonalds. eeeevil.

And our goddamned burrito technicians just. don't. understand. what “just a little bit of sour cream, please” means. Every time, gaaah!