The 27 Most Relatable Nick Miller Quotes

Because you too should be your own character on New Girl already.

1. When you go to push a pull door and slam into it like an idiot:

2. When you don’t have any plans over the weekend:

3. When you’re out with someone younger than you who keeps talking about how successful they are:

4. Then you try to convince yourself that you’re doing fine for someone your age:

5. Then when you get home and have two bowls of cereal and four beers for dinner:

6. When you finally feel useful after putting together an Ikea dresser:


7. When you’re trying to get out of an uncomfortable conversation:


8. When someone thinks they can relate to you about something embarrassing:


9. When you’re trying to impress someone seeing your house for the first time:


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10. When somebody puts you on blast for eating with your hands:

11. When you’re trying to help your friend through some hard times:

12. Then you offer to help the only way you know how:


13. Then later on in the evening, after you’ve had too much to drink and start thinking about your life:

14. Then when you wake up the next day and slowly start to remember everything from the night before:

15. When somebody complains about getting older:

16. When your roommate comes home and finds you in the same spot you were in when they left:

17. When your date tries to make you get up and dance at a wedding:

18. When you’re underdressed for a fancy dinner:

19. When someone scoffs at what you do for a living:

20. When you see your ex spending time with someone new:

21. Then somehow getting backed into having a conversation with them:

22. Then the second they’re out of earshot:

23. When you put on your “going out” shirt:

24. When you buy something new and trendy:

25. Your excuse when you’re accused of being insensitive:

26. When you’re trying to preempt being called insensitive:

27. When pretty much anyone tries to say pretty much anything to you:

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