Come on. This is obviously supposed to be a comedy. And it's a pretty decent one, at that. It's also worth mentioning that while Wiseau directed and starred in this, it was written by someone else.

O Hai Tommy!

Oh Haii Bro Dude

HAUNTED HOUSE, YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAART!!!!!

Based on how bad this is, it would appear that The Wiseau has become self aware. This makes me sad. :(

“No or maybe it is.”

quack quack quack

“When I was a little girl…”