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1. Take a sip…
If Steve Jobs takes the stage wearing a black turtleneck and jeans.
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2. Take a swig…
If Steve Jobs is looking healthier.
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3. Finish a can…
If Steve Jobs is just a head in a jar.
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4. Take a sip…
Every time someone you follow tweets about the press conference.
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5. Take a swig…
For every new cell carrier that will now be able to provide service for the iPhone.
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6. Take a sip…
Anytime someone says the phrase “game changing.”
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7. Take a swig…
For every slide about Apple's “market shares” shown during the presentation.
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8. Take a sip…
If the new tablet device is called the “iPad.”
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9. Take a swig…
If the new tablet device is called any besides the “iPad.”
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10. Finish a can…
If the new tablet device doesn't even have a lowercase “i” anywhere in the name.
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11. Take a sip…
Every time an executive from a partner company is invited on stage to speak.
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12. Finish a can…
Every time an executive from a partner company is invited on stage to strip.
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13. Take a sip…
Anytime an old feature is presented as new and revolutionary.
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14. Take a swig…
If anything actually has any new features.
The Apple Press Conference Drinking Game
The 2010 Apple Press Conference starts in just a few minutes, and everyone is expecting some big announcements from Steve Jobs this year. We thought we would liven things up a bit by making a drinking game to play as we keep up with the live-blogging.
