hmmmmmm well, i’m not gay…. so does that mean I need to find a bro to JO with… I am open minded but super straight, does that mean I need to find SEVERAL bro’s to JO with me oooh oooh and we can sword fight with our junk in the straightest way possible….

Come touch my junk.. But no gays!! hahahaha
this seems like a huge joke

OK I am confused about why the MJ guy requires a degree before someone can be his JO Bro? Seriously?

I like how they emphasize on the fact that they’re not GAY. Yeah because having another MAN tug your boat isn’t gay? They should just come out already .__.

“and i’ve gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now” what.the.what? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7fgpSLClk4 seriousjobros.com

IMITATION crab meat? No thanks!

What’s a “JO”?

what a bonus that you get to “stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster” for the second one.

Where can I get a bottle of that “altered” BBQ sauce? Looks delish.

I’ve definitely seen the model trains / crab meat posting on one of these meme websites a few years ago.

If this isn’t “gay stuff” then someone really needs to explain to me what “gay stuff” is. I’ve been grossly misinformed.

cant fool me last dude, listening to KISS is totally gay.

I just think it’s amazing that the MJ guy doesn’t already own a bedazzler. And he calls himself a fan…

bedazzler PS. best post ever.

Jeez, they should just COME OUT ALREADY!

What the fuck is a leather tunic?

i actually have been hit on by the first two guys. they are real people. weird, creepy, real people.

is this a real thing? I’m somewhat perplexed