I guess I'm the douche since he's from England not US. The shows are American though? Right?

He's another xtian douche. He's hot, but we have too many xtian douches here in America already.

I remember the improvised enema, the drinking of fresh elk blood, and getting caught in a ventilation shaft in an abandoned city. Must've missed the “Drink my own piss” episodes…

I'd do him.

I Don't Care What People Say Bear Grylls Is Still Bad Ass

Bear Grylls sucks. It's all about 'Survivor Man' Les Stroud, who does it without a camera crew!

Is it me or has buzzfeed really loosened up the definition of “meme”

“and then once its in, i guess all you can do is lie back… and think of ENGLAND!”

now THAT'S a man.

Actually, the whole “taking off wet clothes” is a good survival tip. Drinking your piss…not really so smart.

Kill innocent critter and take a bite out of it. Turn off camera and spit it out.