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Remember to give yourself time to put yourself together:
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If this doesn't get out of bed, nothing will:
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Never ask your friends to wake you up:
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And never let the snooze button get the better of you:
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Be gentle on yourself. You're not going to be in a great mood:
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If gentle reminders don't work, try this:
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Of course, it could be totally out of your control:
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Good luck snoozing through this:
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And if all that fails:
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Even if you do manage to get out of bed, it never hurts to set a few reminders for the rest of your life:
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Like taking your birth control:
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Or getting some exercise:
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Just remember, if Frodo can do it...
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...And Harry can do it...
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...And Daryl can do it, you can do it.